{"id":10769,"date":"2026-08-11T12:07:08","date_gmt":"2026-08-11T10:07:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/?p=10769"},"modified":"2026-08-11T12:07:08","modified_gmt":"2026-08-11T10:07:08","slug":"majors-assassins-dels-humans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/majors-assassins-dels-humans\/","title":{"rendered":"ELS MAJORS ASSASSINS DELS HUMANS S\u00d3N&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El segon major assass\u00ed d&#8217;\u00e9ssers humans \u00e9s el mosquit.<\/p>\n<p>Sorprenent?<\/p>\n<p>Unes 800.000 persones moren a l&#8217;any per culpa d&#8217;aquests \u00e9ssers empipadors.<\/p>\n<p>La probabilitat que ens assassini (directa o indirectament) un mosquit \u00e9s 80.000 vegades superior a que ens mati un taur\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Les Serps maten anualment unes 50.000 persones.<\/p>\n<p>Gossos i t\u00e0bacs unes 25.000, cadascun.<\/p>\n<p>La mosca Tse Tse i les Xinxes assassines unes 10.000 persones (per barba).<\/p>\n<p>Els cocodrils, unes 1000.<\/p>\n<p>Els hipop\u00f2tams, unes 500.<\/p>\n<p>Lleons i elefants, unes 100 (cadascun).<\/p>\n<p>Els taurons maten anualment unes 10 persones.<\/p>\n<p><b>El major assass\u00ed d&#8217;\u00e9ssers humans \u00e9s l&#8217;Empresari. <\/b>Realment ens sobta?<\/p>\n<p>Unes 3.500.000 persones moren cada any per culpa d&#8217;aquests \u00e9ssers execrables.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>500.000 per homicidis, accidents de tr\u00e0nsit, dom\u00e8stics, a l\u2019entorn natural&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>3.000.000 durant l\u2019activitat laboral o morts lentes i ag\u00f2niques per malalties derivades de la mateixa. <b>No s\u00f3n accidents, sin\u00f3 assassinats.<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>La probabilitat que ens assassini (directa o indirectament) un Empresari \u00e9s 300.000 vegades superior a que ens mati un taur\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>FONTS:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><i>&#8211; Bill &amp; Belinda Gates Fundation, 2024<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><i>&#8211; International Labour Organization (OIT), 2024<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b>L\u2019autoorganitzaci\u00f3 comen\u00e7a en l\u2019autodefensa col\u00b7lectiva.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b>Bastim plegats un Nou M\u00f3n<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-10770 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Tiburon-blanco-830x423-1-300x153.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Tiburon-blanco-830x423-1-300x153.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Tiburon-blanco-830x423-1-150x76.jpg 150w, https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Tiburon-blanco-830x423-1-768x391.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Tiburon-blanco-830x423-1.jpg 830w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El segon major assass\u00ed d&#8217;\u00e9ssers humans \u00e9s el mosquit. Sorprenent? Unes 800.000 persones moren a l&#8217;any per culpa d&#8217;aquests \u00e9ssers empipadors. La probabilitat que ens assassini (directa o indirectament) un mosquit \u00e9s 80.000 vegades superior a que ens mati un taur\u00f3. Les Serps maten anualment unes 50.000 persones. Gossos i t\u00e0bacs unes 25.000, cadascun. La <a href='https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/majors-assassins-dels-humans\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[132,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accion-sindical","category-prevencion-de-riesgos-laborales","category-132-id","category-125-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10769"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10771,"href":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10769\/revisions\/10771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cgtcatalunya.cat\/cgtvallesoriental\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}